Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven

reina:

nhbhbvgvgbghhbh TURRRRRN!

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

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I think he was crazy

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Wait a minute…i was reading ultrafacts  &realized that THIS GUY WAS THE SAME GUY WHO DID THIS

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&

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I think he was crazy

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

wtf-sexfacts:

Watch it twice !

shisnojon:

honestly